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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 14, 2008 19:23:07 GMT -7
once upon a time there was an alien. he was cool. he came from outer space of course, and he told the world that he came in peace. Yet he soon turned out to be a liar... Not only was he NOT cool, he was not even an alein but the whole world believed him, and didn't figure thisd out for a long time... The aliens name was Tom Cruise. everyone loved him and he claimed the power of eating placentas, saying that it helped him contact his homeworld... But one day...eventually, the world despised this Tom Cruise...They despised him and made really funny jokes at his expense. This angered him... a lot. One day a "reporter" who was actually posing as a reporter but was just a funny college student, was talking to tom cruise, and had a microphone which he used to squirt water in the face of the alien tom cruise. Tom cruise was enraged. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?" he said. The student replied "because it's funny..." "NO! YOU DONT DO THAT TO PEOPLE! HOW IS THAT FUNNY?!" tom cruise demanded... THe young man seemed near to tears... Eventually, the alien declared one day that he could fly, because he could do ANYTHING... So he went on to proove to the world that he had such powers. He jumped from a really tall building, like two stories tal, and The alien, to the joy of the world, was no more. THE END
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Post by Ink® on Sept 14, 2008 19:35:27 GMT -7
Um, that's, uh, creative.
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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 14, 2008 19:40:31 GMT -7
i KNWO!
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Post by Ink® on Sept 14, 2008 19:41:26 GMT -7
Yeah...
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Post by Colour or Lour™ on Sept 14, 2008 19:53:06 GMT -7
The comic makes me laugh.
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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 15, 2008 22:39:13 GMT -7
I hate tom cruise
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Post by Ink® on Sept 16, 2008 12:07:02 GMT -7
clearly. ^^
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Post by Colour or Lour™ on Sept 16, 2008 16:56:12 GMT -7
He's hot
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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 16, 2008 21:12:40 GMT -7
He's not hot. He's weird, and a very psychologically abusive Husband and father. He deserves death.
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Post by Ink® on Sept 17, 2008 12:38:43 GMT -7
Ehhhh, I'm being mean right now. I better not post anything except that I hate people who are abusive in any way.
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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 17, 2008 17:12:23 GMT -7
Ehhhh, I'm being mean right now. I better not post anything except that I hate people who are abusive in any way. BE MEAN!
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Post by Ink® on Sept 17, 2008 17:21:29 GMT -7
No! I don't want to be mean. I only like to be mean if I'm joking. ^^
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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 17, 2008 17:23:44 GMT -7
well then don't be mean, because tom cruise deserves SERIOUS mean-ness
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Post by Ink® on Sept 17, 2008 17:31:08 GMT -7
...I wasn't going ot be mean to Tom Cruise.
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Post by Jaster der Meister on Sept 17, 2008 17:34:05 GMT -7
then I shun you.
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